It all started with a corgi. A friend and I have been known to regularly swap pictures of corgis that we've found on the internet, but yesterday he sent me a particularly special one. You see, this corgi was wearing a shirt, not just any shirt mind you, but a dress shirt that had the exact same purple striped pattern as one my boyfriend owns. I mention this and the guy who sent it suggest I photoshop his face onto it. I did, and it was magnificent, but little did I know what it would lead to. Today at lunch I was scrolling through the internet bored, when I got an idea. I would make a squeal picture to the one I did yesterday. My hands were a buzz as I gathered the necessary photographs. This time, instead of a corgi, I decided to put his beautiful face upon a hawk - the bird for which he is named for. It... it was more than I could have dreamed for. It was the perfect mix of feather and skin, and I even got it so the beak of the bird lined up with his own. This was true art. This was majestic as fuck. Suddenly, a kind of craze took hold of me. I was overcome with the desire to photoshop my boyfriend's face on anything and everything. The adrenaline marched through my veins as I shopped several more pictures, one after another. I shopped him on a motorcycle, then upon a lamp. After that I found reason to grace his face on the body of a moose. It reminded me of the forest spirit from Princess Mononoke. Finally, I found myself a challenge. I found a picture of a fruit basket, and I put a face with a completely different expression on each and every piece. It was... well it was something. Something wonderful.